Sri Syadasti Discordian Cabal


Sri Syadasti Syadavaktavya Syadasti Syannasti Syadasti Cavaktavyasca Syadasti Syannasti Syadavatavyasca Syadasti Syannasti Syadavaktavyasca, commonly called just Sri Syadasti, is a Discordian Saint and Apostle.

His name is Sanskrit, and means: “All affirmations are true in some sense, false in some sense, meaningless in some sense, true and false in some sense, true and meaningless in some sense, false and meaningless in some sense, and true and false and meaningless in some sense.”

He is the Patron of the Season of Confusion.

Sri Syadasti should not be confused with Blessed St. Gulik the Stoned, who is not the same person but is the same Apostle.

Sri Syadasti (etc.) has been criticised as being somewhat of a one-trick pony, since his main recorded teaching is really just his name. Arguments have been made that Sri Syadasti’s parents are really the ones who should be considered as the third Apostle (or, since really only one of them could hold the position, they should be allowed to wrestle or ro-sham-bo for it).

Talk like this is nothing less than idle sniping. The wisdom contained in Sri Syadasti’s name is substantial. Read his name (in English, if the Sanskrit is a problem), really think about it, and then take a look at “simple” statements like “I am pro-choice” and “I believe in God(dess)” You’ll see how disabling the notion is to many of our logical constructs.

Besides this, however, Sri Syadasti is the inventor of the famous Shaggy Dog Joke, which he once used (a la Diarmuid’s Last Jest) to (at first) enthrall (and then later) impose catatonia upon a group of captors to enable his escape. Be warned, however, that the joke is only to be used for Good, and not for Evil.

It is worth bearing in mind the following words which were spake unto Mal-2 and Lord Omar, whilst meditating:

“Tell constricted mankind that there are no rules, unless they choose to invent rules. Keep close the words of Syadasti: ‘TIS AN ILL WIND THAT BLOWS NO MINDS. And remember that there is no tyranny in the State of Confusion. For further information, consult your pineal gland.”

Source: Discordian Wiki


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In Praise of Context

By John Higgs

About ten years ago, I did a number of talks about the American writer Robert Anton Wilson. For these, I made a point of learning a specific quote of his by heart, so that I could rattle it off at will.

From memory, it was this: ‘Every statement is true in some sense, false in some sense, meaningless in some sense, true and false in some sense, true and meaningless in some sense, false and meaningless in some sense, and true, false and meaningless in some sense.’ Or, words to that effect anyway.

The point of the quote was to highlight how badly language maps onto the real world. Wilson was a student of Alfred Korzybski’s General Semantics, and he was forever trying not to be tricked by language. The word ‘is’ makes a good example here – the idea that one thing ‘is’ some other thing is a logical horror, but when that concept is baked deeply into our language we just accept it.


Alfred Korzybski


Since I learnt that quote, the rise of Twitter and social media in general now makes the same point much better. Should a statement on Twitter get sufficient attention, it will attract countless responses confirming that the statement is indeed true in some sense, and countless responses explaining why it is false in some sense, and countless more responses pointing out that it is in entirely meaningless in some sense. Much of the endless ‘culture wars’ squabbles, when you get down to it, are the consequence of not seeing the gulf between language and reality.

There’s not a huge amount we can do about this, unless we want to start conversing in a more precise language like mathematics. It raises the question of what good is any statement, if it can be perceived from so many contradictory perspectives. As someone who makes a living writing books, the knowledge that any of the tens of thousands of sentences I write could be singled out, torn to shreds and rejected can keep you up at night. It makes you admire even more the sort of writer who, like Lewis Carrol, Douglas Adams or Flann O’Brien, can play with this situation and use it to their advantage.



Fortunately, there is something that saves us from this problem, and that is context. It is not usually in the nature of statements to be single, isolated things. It can help to think of them like notes in a song. By themselves they are a meaningless honk, but arranged in the right way they become a most worthwhile thing. In context, even the most iffy statement can be building up to something profound.

All this is lost, alas, in headlines and on Twitter, the territory in which single isolated context-free statements run wild. Hugely successful female writers suffer particularly here. You know that whenever people like Sally Rooney, Hilary Mantel or Margaret Atwood agree to be interviewed, the mother of all kickings will follow, regardless of what they say. A single sentence will be pulled out of its home – the context of what the author was saying – and find itself at the centre of a war.

We have probably all had the experience of being mortified by the news that a person we admire has said an appalling thing, only to read the actual article and realise that they were not talking about that appalling thing at all. Instead, they were using that sentence in the context of a wider argument about something else that was, annoyingly, fairly reasonable. And conversely, there are many single statements that seem admirable and empowering, but which in context are being used to seduce you into terrible worldviews. Everyone from crypto grifters to white supremacists know how this works.

So – it’s worth being aware of this, because it is something that politicians, tech giants and media companies will use against you. When you see a lost statement, try and return it home to its original context. Even the most appalling headline you encounter will be true in some sense, false in some sense, meaningless in some sense, true and false in some sense, true and meaningless in some sense, false and meaningless in some sense, and true, false and meaningless in some sense. It may also, if you’re lucky, be part of something more.